Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
