How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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