he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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