the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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