Me. At least after what I've been through.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
