he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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