mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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