New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Randomize
