I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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