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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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