don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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