it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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