In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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