weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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