I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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