Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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