You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Randomize
