the condom got lost in my hair
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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