she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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