You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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