What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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