real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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