Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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