i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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