2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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