Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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