thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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