: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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