So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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