There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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