This girl is more easily done than said...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
