I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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