The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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