Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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