I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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