I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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