Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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