I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
FUCK WHALES
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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