I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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