he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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