the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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