You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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