is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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