There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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