why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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