i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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