Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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