can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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