he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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