...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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