And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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