I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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