The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
there is glitter all over my balls
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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